Oh really, Ms. Orly?

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

thedavesofourlives:

shout out to chat windows on video player sites for being perpetually stuck in 2008

thedavesofourlives:

shout out to chat windows on video player sites for being perpetually stuck in 2008

bobafettishism:

I’m a teacher and today two new students signed up at my school: three-year-old identical twin boys. Their names are Sora and Riku.

That generation is here.

It begins.

weloveshortvideos:

Cat quacks when his owner coughs

Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?

whitepeoplestealingculture:

White people asking questions about my turban (part 3)